he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
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I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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