Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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