You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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