belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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