oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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