the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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