when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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