Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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