: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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