dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
is wine microwaveable?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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