idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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