Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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