I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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