your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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