Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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