I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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