So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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