As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
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I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
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Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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