So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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