i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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