I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Congratulations! We have a period
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