i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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