I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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