I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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