Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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