yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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