The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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