Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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