is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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