But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
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It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
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I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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