My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
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I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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