I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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