Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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it glows. i had to have it.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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Me and I got head
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