1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
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The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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