is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
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come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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