We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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