Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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