You work out of a Hotel?
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
