You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Green mimosas i think yes
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
