Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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