do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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