very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
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one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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