Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
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he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Bring me that man meat
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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