I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
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