I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
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Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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