she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
is wine microwaveable?
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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