ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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