Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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