Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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