I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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