well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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