try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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