I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
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I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
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My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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