I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Randomize
