I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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