ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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